What DO Little Boys Get Up To When Mom & Dad Blink?

Exhibit A (Ooh! Very pretty!):

Exhibit B (Hmm... the first moment things might have gone awry.):

Exhibit C:

Exhibits D & E:

And finally, Exhibit F:

He was very proud of putting on his own "mustache". Maybe face painting one on could have been avoided for halloween this year...

Good times.